A woman in tried to steal a bottle of hair spray and feminine products at a Kroger in Macon and was still inside the store when cops got there.

That's when she decided to strip naked.

Not sure if she thought that would work on them, it didn't.

They noticed she smelled of alcohol, and arrested her.

Congrats to the Shoplifting Stripper, you made it into my Can O Crazy.

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