- Charlie Sheen is allegedly dating adult film star Georgia Jones. They were spotted in Cabo.

- The LAPD stopped Kanye West for speeding yesterday. He was cautioned and let go.

- Voice judge Adam Levine will host SNL on January 26th.

- Jenny Craig and Medifast have no interest in Kim Kardashian as a spokesperson

- Hormel, the makers of Spam, are buying Skippy peanut butter for $700million

- Former Lakers coach Phil Jackson has gotten engaged to Lakers exec Jeanie Buss

- 30-second Super Bowl ads are selling for $4 million.

- The U.S. is currently 16,432,706,000,000 in debt

For Sale: 3,000 unwrapped Christmas presents are for sale on eBay.

Best Ad #1 from Woman

''Came home from spending Christmas with my parents to find these left under my tree from my now ex-boyfriend, he also left his house key. 7 unwanted, unopened Christmas presents. I want nothing to do with him or what he has to say or give me. More than likely the usual jewelry, perfume, make-up. I saw the bag when he’d been shopping, feels like a clutch bag/purse of some sort. Treat yourself to a surprise or a present for a friend/family member. My loss is your gain.''

Best Ad #2 from Woman

''It’s a one day auction as I just want them gone. I have no idea what’s in them but they are from a scumbag ex who thinks presents will win me over!! Needless to say, he’s wrong. Must have been wrapped by someone else as he’s not clever enough to have done them.''

Teen Drugs Parents In Order To Use The Net: The Rocklin, California police recently arrested a teen for drugging her parents. She spiked their milkshakes with sleeping pills so she could use the Internet after 10 p.m.. The parents fell asleep. When they woke up they took a drug test and confronted their daughter, who admitted to drugging them. She was charged with conspiracy and willfully mingling a pharmaceutical into food.

Newspaper Blows It: Connecticut's Stamford Advocate newspaper has apologized for running an ad for a gun show next to a story about the opening of the new Sandy Hook Elementary School. Editor Barbara Roessner says, ''Our newspapers should not be running gun ads — including ads for antique and collectible gun shows — next to stories about Sandy Hook. It’s insensitive, and it shouldn’t have happened. It was an oversight, and we apologize for it. We have taken steps to make sure it doesn’t happen again.''

5 Reasons Being Blonde Is Not Actually More Fun from thefrisky

1. People think you’re an idiot.

2. You have to listen to blonde jokes.

3. Your hair turns green in chlorine.

4. The shedding, my God, the shedding! It’s a fact that people with lightly pigmented hair have more hairs on their heads than people with darker hair.

5. You attract a certain kind of attention.

11 Proven Ways To Cure A Hangover from cosmopolitan.com

1. Drink Water
An evil hangover is all about dehydration. So gulp plenty of water post-party and the morning-after to rehydrate. Better yet, prevent a hangover altogether by drinking a water for every cocktail you sip!

2. Chow Down
Pizza, egg sandwiches-hangovers often lead to fast food feasts. But docs at the Mayo Clinic say bland snacks like toast, and crackers are best for boosting blood sugar and settling an upset stomach

3. Globe Artichoke
Holistic health says that these delicious, yet tough-to-crack, veggies contain substances that can reduce bloating and nausea, two common symptoms of hangovers. They can also help protect liver cells from booze.

4. Coconut Water
Trendy coconut water is a sort of natural Gatorade. The Food and Agriculture Organization (FAO) says coconut water has the same five electrolytes found in our blood, which will help you rehydrate post-partying.

5. Amazing Eggs
James Bond's preferred hangover method was the prairie oyster-a raw egg, some Worcestershire sauce, hot sauce, salt, and pepper in a glass. But since raw eggs are scary, reach for cooked ones-they're packed with cysteine, an amino acid vital to detoxing, even if scientists remain dubious.

6. Vitamins
They're not a cure-all, but a University of California study found that B-Complex vitamins can help hangovers by restoring energy to your aching body.

7. Lemon Pits
Literally-lemon pits. Some revelers in Puerto Rico swear by rubbing a slice of lemon (or lime) in your armpit before drinking, or afterwards to fight hangover dehydration. We doubt this really works, but, bonus: natural lemony deodorant?

8. Milk Thistle
Always consult a doc before taking any sort of supplement, but this liquid herbal extract is said to work as a "liver tonic." And we all know excessive drinking = bad for your liver.

9. Evening Primrose Oil
It sounds like a luxurious bath product, but this oil from the flowery primrose plant is an age-old alleged hangover cure, as it can help cut down on stomach discomfort and help along liver function. But take it with a grain of salt, as study results are mixed.

10. Sweat
You're not actually sweating out that tequila when you hit the gym the morning after your holiday party. But exercise can help in the way of endorphins!

11. Sleep
Time heals all wounds, including hangovers. Docs at the Mayo Clinic say the best remedy is to go back to sleep and hope your hangover is gone by the time you wake up!

5 Mind Tricks To Fool Yourself Into Eating Less from thedailymeal.com

Use small plates and bowls A study published in January 2012 in the Journal of Consumer Research discovered that people tend to serve themselves considerably less in small bowls than large bowls. Researchers theorized this was because of the Delboeuf illusion in which two circles of the same size are placed close to each other. One is surrounded by a large ring (think a large plate), and the other is surrounded by a smaller ring (think a small plate). This illusion makes the circle (i.e., our food) surrounded by the large ring appear smaller, so we end up serving ourselves too much.

Make sure your plate or bowl is a different color than your food The 2012 Journal of Consumer Research study previously mentioned also found that the color of your dishware matters. The bigger the difference between the food color and the plate color, the less likely participants were to overserve themselves. In other words, you’re better off serving tomato soup in a white bowl, since you’re more likely to serve yourself too much if you serve it in a red bowl.

Match your tablecloth to your dishware The Consumer Research study reported a third factor influencing our portion control: tablecloth color. When the tablecloth color matched the dishware color, participants dished themselves less food. Researchers hypothesized that this was because matching the tablecloth and the dishware helps eliminate the Delboeuf illusion’s effect (see trick number 1) by making the dishware (i.e., the outer circle of the Delboeuf illusion) less noticeable.

For snack attacks, choose 100-calorie packs It turns out those individually packaged 100-calorie packs actually do the trick. A 2011 study published in Obesity found that participants ate 25.2 percent fewer calories when eating from 100-calorie snack packs than from larger bags of snacks. This strategy was particularly effective with overweight participants, who actually ate 54.1 percent less when given the 100-calorie packs.

Don’t eat in front of the computer or TV The more distracted we are, the more we eat, according to a 2007 study published in the American Journal of Clinical Nutrition. Researchers reported that participants who ate while playing solitaire felt less full after eating than participants who ate without any distractions. The solitaire participants also ate twice as many snacks as the non-distracted patients and had a harder time remembering what they ate. Conclusion: Get away from your desk and take that lunch break somewhere else — you deserve the break anyway.

What Your Zodiac Sign Says About Dating from a recent Match.com survey

- 16% of Capricorns have dated someone from work .. the highest of any sign

- Pisces are the most optimistic with 66% believing in love at first sight

- Taurus singles are the shyest with only 8% having asked someone out on a date

- Virgos use dating sites more than any other sign (47%)

- Cancers date multiple people more than any other sign (11%)

White Trash: A 76 year-old Amsterdam man recently got trapped in a garbage bin while looking for a lottery ticket. Others heard him calling for help and alerted the police who freed him with the help of firefighters. The man did not find his lottery ticket.

Man Shoots Dale Jr Because Snake Died: Gary Ericcson recently shot up his Dale Earnhardt Jr memorabilia collection after his pet snake died. He says, “I couldn’t bury him or the other animals would get him. I had to shoot it to get the gas out of him, then I was going to burn him. I’ve had that snake since he was so small he could just wrap around your wrist. Me and my wife can’t have kids, so the animals are our kids.” The Charlotte, North Carolina police arrested Gary.

Beyonce allegedly inspired Kim Kardahsian and Kanye West to have a baby. A source tells Showbiz Spy, “It was actually Beyonce’s daughter, Blue Ivy, who made them both broody. And despite reports Beyonce and Kim do not get on, she was one of the first to congratulate Kim and Kanye and is going to be invited to the mother of all baby showers in New York.

Britney Spears is allegedly planning a $150,000 extreme makeover. A source tells the National Enquirer, “Britney Spears is rolling in the new year with a new look . . . planning a full-body overhall which will include a strict diet and exercise program along with extensive plastic surgery to her body and face. Britney wants to do as much as she can to her body to improve her appearance. So right after New Year’s she’s going to go full steam ahead to look wonderful again.”

Zoe Saldana and Bradley Cooper have broken up. A source tells the NY Post, “Zoe had planned to spend the holidays with Bradley and his family in Europe. They all were going to Paris, but things didn’t work out between them. Zoe spent New Year’s Eve with friends in Miami.”

Hugh Hefner and Crystal Harris may have kids. A source tells Showbiz Spy, “Crystal’s desperate to have Hugh’s baby. She thinks it would be the most beautiful way imaginable to show how much she really loves him. Hef is insisting he’s still man enough for the job, telling family and friends at the wedding he’s still up for it. He wants to show the world that age shouldn’t stop you doing anything.”

Hugh Hefner and Crystal Harris have a prenup. A source tells Perez Hilton, “The prenup protects Hugh's Playboy assets, and it also has specific language about the famous Playboy Mansion. If the couple divorces, or if Hef dies, Crystal would have to vacate the mansion, and has no legal rights to the iconic Holmby Hills estate.”

Jimmy Kimmel rips Jay Leno in the new Rolling Stone magazine. He says, "He was a master chef who opened a Burger King. "If I beat David Letterman in the ratings, does that mean I'm better than Letterman? No f--king way.'' When asked about Jimmy Fallon he said, "People are going to compare me and him for years to come—we're positioned as the Leno and Letterman of the next round. I like it, because he's a very worthy competitor."

JLo doesn't hate Marc Anthony. She says, “We have our moments! Don’t get me wrong, something obviously wasn’t perfect there. But the truth is there’s love there with us. We were great friends before we got married. And now we have two babies. Our main goal is to just not mess them up! We need to make sure that we are what they need us to be first. Our feelings and our struggles come second. The love that we share in common for those kids comes first.”

Katie Holmes was allegedly shocked by Tom Cruise's encounter with Cynthia Jorge. A source tells OK! magazine, “Katie’s jaw hit the floor when she read about Tom’s wild night. She was pretty shocked by it and certainly wasn’t happy at all. Suri is at a very vulnerable phase in her development where she totally idolizes Tom. To bring another woman into the picture is going to be bad for Suri and Tom’s relationship.”

Hollywood's Sexiest Man and Woman from Fandango poll

1. Channing Tatum
2. Hugh Jackman
3. Ryan Gosling
4. Johnny Depp
5. Robert Downey, Jr.

1. Mila Kunis
2. Jessica Alba
3. Halle Berry
4. Zoe Saldana
5. Jennifer Lawrence

Katy Perry hopes ''Wide Awake'' from her concert movie, Katy Perry: Part Of Me, garners her an Oscar nod. She says, "It's like a dream's dream. When I was growing up and working on music, it was always a dream to win a Grammy, but Oscar was so far out of my dream sphere. This would be a nomination of a completely different caliber. One that is more impressive than many other ones I've had. It's interesting to step out of your playing field and to be recognized from a different angle. It would be an honor."

Women are attracted to Kelly Clarkson. She tells Cosmo, ''People think, 'Oh, she's been single for too long.' That's kind of an insult to the gay community. Being single doesn't mean you're gay. But I'm never insulted by it, obviously. I mean, I get hit on by the hottest girls ever. Oh, my god, if I were a lesbian, I would be so in luck. But it's not just my thing. I've always battled for the boys' team. Usually the guys who hit on me are tools. It's the ones that don't hit on you that make you like 'Why didn't you ask me out?' It's like 'American Idol' auditions. The guys who are the most confident are the horrible ones, and the ones who are good have no confidence at all.''

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