- The Vow, Underworld Awakening and Tim and Eric's Billion Dollar Movie are all out on DVD today.

- Trayvon Martin's murder has prompted the producers of Neighborhood Watch, starring Ben Stiller, Vince Vaughn and Jonah Hill, to change the title to just “The Watch.”

- The NY Post claims the losses at Oprah's OWN network are approaching $330 million.

- Michael Phelps plans to retire after the Summer Olympics. If he can win three medals during the Summer Olympics he will be able to retire as the athlete with the most Olympic career medals.

- Stone Cold Steve Austin is going to host a new CMT series called Redneck Island. 12 rednecks will compete for $100,000 on a tropical island.

- The Brevard County, Florida Public Library has yanked 50 Shades Of Grey from shelves because of its pornographic nature.

- Lindsay Lohan has settled her lawsuit with former Betty Ford staffer Dawn Holland. Holland claims Lindsay assaulted her while in rehab.

- A company, called Lester's Fixins, is selling Buffalo Wing Soda. The company also offers a "Sweet Corn" flavored soda, Pumpkin Pie soda, coffee sodas, and a PB&J-flavored soda.

- NBC plans to order 13 or 14 more episodes of 30 Rock.

Tweet of the Day: @RyanSeacrest 'Went to SNL on saturday, ran into sacha baron cohen. We talked... original plan was to ash clooney!'

Man Selling Motorcycle For Airbags: A Lakewood, Colorado man has taken to Craigslist where he is selling his motorcycle to pay for his wife's breast implants. His ad reads:

"Goldwing bike for boobs - $4000 (Lakewood)" .. 'Its time to trade in one ride for another. My wife wants a boob job and I have offered to sacrifice my 1994 goldwing so she can get them. The motorcycle has 32000 miles on it but still needs a bit of cosmetic TLC. If intrested in the Goldwing send me an email.'

10 Random Things Every Mother Knows from thefrisky.com

1. What to do when you’re sick. Moms spring into action the moment a tummy ache is reported or a fever detected, which is why we’re still not too proud to give our moms a call when we’re feeling crappy.

2. How to tell if you’re actually sick. That being said, they also have the uncanny ability to know if that tummy ache is legit. Whether you’re faking sick to miss a test or faking health to go to a party, moms always know what’s up and will send you to school or bed accordingly.

3. Where all the shoe sales are. Need a new pair of pumps but don’t want to pay full price? Call your mother.

4. How to touch or smell pretty much anything without getting grossed out. Poopy diapers? Slumber party flu outbreak? Dead mouse in the basement? No problem. Mom can handle it.

5. French braiding. We’re still trying to master the ponytail; meanwhile our moms were the original gangstas of french braiding.

6. What’s really bothering you. You can dance around it. You can actively evade it. But your mom will always know exactly what’s troubling you.

7. If you’re up to something. This goes for childhood mischief as well as adolescent rebellion. As sneaky as you think you are, nothing gets past Mom.

8. How to multitask like a freakin’ superhero. Folding laundry while making dinner while conducting a conference call while updating the family calendar while putting a bandage on a scraped elbow? All in a day’s work.

9. When you’re PMSing. Somehow our moms are always more aware of our cycles than we are, and they’re not afraid to point it out.

10. Everything that you do when her back is turned or whisper on the other side of the house. Moms see and hear everything. We used to pretend this was annoying, but we’ve always secretly thought it was pretty cool–just more proof that moms are magical!

Car And Driver's 10 Best Cars of 2012

2012 Audi A6 / A7 3.0T Quattro

2012 Cadillac CTS-V

2012 Ford Mustang GT / Boss 302

2012 Honda Fit

2012 Porsche Boxster / Cayman

2012 BMW 3-Series M3

2012 Ford Focus

2012 Honda Accord

2012 Mazda MX-5 Miata

2012 Volkswagen Golf / GTI

The 100 Smuttiest Cities in America (from Men's Health and based on the number of DVDs purchased, rented, or streamed (AdultDVDEmpire.com); adult entertainment stores per city (StorErotica.net); rate of porn searches (Google Insights); and, for fans of soft-core, percentage of Cinemax-subscribing households (SimplyMap).)

1. Orlando, FL
2. Las Vegas, NV
3. Wilmington, DE
4. Raleigh, NC
5. Charlotte, NC
6. Minneapolis, MN
7. Atlanta, GA
8. Tampa, FL
9. Anchorage, AK
10. Austin, TX

Priceless

In honor of Mother's Day, Salary.com has released their annual "Mom Salary" study for both working and stay-at-home moms.

An average stay-at-home mom's 2012 salary would be $112,962.

A working mom's at-home salary would be $66,979.

Mothers perform 10 jobs on a daily basis including: Day Care Center Teacher, CEO, Psychologist, Cook, Housekeeper, Laundry Machine Operator, Computer Operator, Facilities Manager, Janitor and Van Driver.

Interactive Website: a Mom Salary Calculator can be found at http://mom.salary.com

Puppy Love

As the summer vacation season approaches, a new survey by TravelSupermarket reveals that 30% of pet owners would rather vacation with their pet than their family. Other findings:

- 13% of pet owners would rather vacation with their pet than their partner.

- 47% of pet owners, who vacation on their own, miss their pet more than their loved ones

The Juice is Loose

Men are flocking to buy Pomegranate juice after a new study by Queen Margaret University revealed that drinking a glass a day for 14 straight days increases one's sexual desires. The London volunteers also reported being in a better mood, being less stressed, having lower blood pressure and having increased memory. Pomegranate juice is full of antioxidants, which can help ward off heart disease and help blood circulation.

1-911 Operators: The Oklahoma City police arrested 72 year-old Clyde Hobbs for talking dirty to 911 operators on Saturday night. The perv called 911 17 times. Hobbs has been arrested three previous times for doing the same thing.

 An unidentified massage therapist is suing John Travolta for $2 million. The man claims Travolta tried to have sex with him after hiring him for a massage. Travolta suggested that they have sex with a "Hollywood starlet in the building that wanted to have three-way sex and to be double penetrated." The lawsuit claims that Travolta said he "got where he is now due to sexual favors he had performed when he was in his Welcome Back, Kotter days."

TMZ claims John touched the masseuse's groin area.

John's lawyer says, "This lawsuit is complete fiction and fabrication. None of the events claimed in the suit ever occurred. The plaintiff, who refuses to give their name, knows that the suit is a baseless lie...On that date when plaintiff claims John met him, John was not in California and it can be proved that he was on the East Coast. Plaintiff's attorney has filed this suit to try and get his 15 minutes of fame. John intends to get this case thrown out and then he will sue the attorney and Plaintiff for malicious prosecution."

Matthew Fox was charged with a DUI last Friday in Bend, Oregon. He and his friend were on there way to a fast food restaurant at 3:30 a.m. when they were stopped. Fox spent a few hours in custody before being released.

Miley Cyrus is in talks to replace Steve Jones as host of The X Factor. A source tells Hollywoodlife.com, “She may not be the fourth judge but she may be the host. The new Steve Jones may be Miley Cyrus. Simon Cowell likes Demi and Miley and wants them both and she is considering it.”

Christina Aguilera and Adam Levine had a huge fight before last night's episode of The Voice. A source tells RADAR Online, “Christina found out that Adam planned to have his finalist, Tony Luca, sing 99 Problems by Jay-Z, in which he'll sing "I've got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one." Adam and Tony wanted to call Christina out as a bitch but make it clear she's not a problem for Tony. It was completely aimed at her. It was Adam’s idea, but Tony absolutely loved it. Christina thought it was ridiculous. She was highly offended. It ended up that NBC told Adam to change 'bitch' in the song's lyrics to 'chick.' He said changing the song would be a death sentence. Adam went right up to Christina and said ‘you’re the biggest f***ing c***. Obviously Christina was appalled and hissed that Adam should be fired. She’s sick of being treated this way. Christina is so sick of Adam being looked at as the golden boy of the show. If America knew how disgusting he was, they would be appalled, she always says."

Oprah wants Arnold Schwarzenegger to host a talk show and a fitness show on the OWN Network. A source tells The Sun, “Oprah has been close to Maria for more than two decades and she didn’t want to upset her by snagging Arnold. But Maria told her she thought it was a blockbuster idea and said that she and Arnold will always be close for the sake of their four kids.”

Cameron Diaz is open to having children at 40. She says, "I have never said I don't want children, I just haven't had them yet. Who knows what my future holds? I may have my own, I may decide to adopt, or the guy that I end up with may already have kids of his own. I just don't know."

Lady GaGa has been going on shopping sprees during her current tour. A source says, "Gaga has been on some huge shopping sprees. She's very inspired by Asian culture and fashion and has been picking up additions to her wardrobe on an almost daily basis. She been given enough clothes to last her a lifetime but has still found the need to buy more - the more outrageous the

One of Lady GaGa's teacups was auctioned off yesterday for $74,225. All the money raised will be used to help young Japanese artists study in the United States

Justin Bieber just received his high school degree. He says, "I just finished high school. I passed my test -- I'm free! It was hard doing school and work every day. Graduating was something my mom really wanted me to do, so I had to do it for her. I mean, this kind of lifestyle has given me a different perspective on life. I've been able to travel the world. At school, usually you have to do a lot of writing and reading. I'm not really into that stuff. I like to be out there

 Cee Lo Green wants to record with Blake Shelton. He says, “I have a song for Blake Shelton that I gave to him. And I’d like to do it alongside him. I’d like for it to be a duet.”

Steven Tyler recently visited The Playboy Mansion for the first time. When asked why he hadn't been there before, he said, "I was too busy in someone's bathroom getting high. I was too busy on tour, I was too busy writing songs. We were just busy."

Steven says he is a BIG Hugh Hefner fan. "I love people that are committed to their crimes of passion and he is the gentleman of all time. He's been on every man's mind around the world at least a hundred times in their lifetime for what he did. So he signifies the joys of womanhood and not the degradation . . . and even women love Playboy."

Steven was at the mansion for this year's Rock 'n' Roll Fantasy Camp.

Rapper Andre 3000 is going to play Jimi Hendrix in a new movie about the rocker's life. The film will be shot in Ireland.

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