Peyton Manning has signed a 5-year, $96 million deal with the Broncos. He will be paid $18 million in 2012 and $20 million in 2013 and 2014 if he passes a physical 10 days before the start of the 2013 league year. During Peyton Manning's press conference, John Elway said, "Tim Tebow is a great kid. If I want someone to marry my daughter, it would be him. But I think with the opportunity to have Peyton Manning's services, we had to take advantage of that. Now that it's happened, we have to go back and address Tim and see what the best situation is for the Denver Broncos as well as him."

- TMZ says The Situation has checked into rehab because of his partying. His rep says he is not in rehab. "Mike has spent the past several weeks at an undisclosed location for much needed rest and recuperation after his extensive production and appearance schedule."

- Criminal attorneys in Spring Break cities have seen a 25% rise in business since Spring Break began.


- Mexico plastic surgeon Victor Ramirez has removed his Kim Kardashian billboards. She threatened to sue him for using her likeness without permission.

- 18.5 million people watched Dancing With the Stars on Monday. That's down 34% from last year's spring premiere and 13% from last fall's premiere.

- Nokia has issued a patent for a tattoo that vibrates when a call or text message comes in.
 

- An earthquake, measuring 7.4 on the Richter scale, hit Mexico yesterday. Barack Obama's oldest daughter, who is on a Spring Break trip with classmates in Mexico, was 100 miles away from the quake's epicenter. She was not injured. Mexico City residents felt tremors 200 miles away from the quake's epicenter.

- Manny Pacquiao says God came to him in a dream earlier this year and told him that he should retire from boxing. Since then, he has given up gambling and late-night partying.

- Real Housewives Of Atlanta star Kim Zolciak is pregnant with her fourth kid. It's her second with husband Kroy.

- Clint Eastwood will only appear in 3 episodes of his family's E! reality show, "Mrs. Eastwood & Co."

- Hugh Hefner's son, Marston, has been sentenced to a 52-week domestic violence program for allegedly beating his Playmate girlfriend, Claire Sinclair.

- Deadline Hollywood claims Jessica Biel is joining the cast of Alfred Hitchcock And The Making Of Psycho. She will play the role of Vera Miles, who played Lila Crane in the 1960 classic.

- Match.com, eHarmony and Spark Networks have agreed to screen for sex offenders. The companies will check subscribers against national sex registries, supply members with online safety tips, and provide a quick way to report abuses.

 Florida Or Bust: Tim Tebow wants to be traded to a Florida team. Monica Culpepper, mother of former Florida Gators and NFL player Brad Culpepper, says, "Brad and I just had dinner with Tim last week and I don't think this comes as a shock or surprise to him that Manning was actually going to go there. And in all honesty, Tim said, 'I miss home. I miss the South. And hopefully I'll land somewhere in Florida.' I sure hope Jacksonville takes him because he's such a great kid, such a good player and would be so thrilled to come back to the South."

Tim Tebow may be traded to the Jets. Jets defensive back Antonio Cromartie Tweeted: “We don’t need Tebow. We sell out every home game let him go to Jacksonville Tampa or Miami.”

UnHappy Gilmore: Yahoo claims Adam Sandler took a shot at Tim Tebow yesterday when he Tweeted: " Green Bay Packers won't sign Tim Tebow because of his demands to have the stadium renamed Tee-Beau Field and shaped like an Ark. Hey @TimTebow , do you see that big yellow thing in the sky ? Yeah, the world revolves around that. Not you."

Heat: Robert DeNiro is under fire for making a racially insensitive remark at an Obama fundraiser. He said, "Callista Gingrich. Karen Santorum. Ann Romney. Now do you really think our country is ready for a white first lady? Too soon, right?" Newt Gingrich responded by saying, "I do want to say one thing, both on behalf of my wife and on behalf of Karen Santorum and on behalf of Ann Romney, I think that Robert De Niro's wrong. I think the country is ready for a new first lady and he doesn't have to describe it in racial terms. But this is not about the first lady. It's about the president. That's where De Niro missed the whole point. De Niro is rich enough he probably doesn't notice the price of gasoline. He's successful enough he probably doesn't notice the unemployment rate. As the Hollywood actor, he might well be shortsighted enough he doesn't understand what it might do to our children and our grandchildren."

DeNiro said, "My remarks, although spoken with satirical jest, were not meant to offend or embarrass anyone, especially the first lady."

She Ain't Heavy She's My Mother: The world's heaviest woman, 756-pound Susanne Eman, is marrying a chef. She hopes Parker Clack will help her achieve her dream weight of more than 1,610 pounds. The Arizona mother-of-two says she consumes 22,000 calories a day or 11 times the recommended daily amount . “The bigger I get, the better I feel. I feel more confident and sexual. I’d love to find out if it’s possible to reach a ton. A previous record holder was 1,610 pounds, so I have to be at least that. At my current rate of growth, I should be 1610 pounds by 41 or 42.” Parker’s signature dishes includes spaghetti bolognaise and scrambled eggs with bacon and fried potatoes.

RIP iPad: Richard Ryan recently shot his new iPad with an HK53 fully automatic rifle. He placed a video of the assault on his Rated RR YouTube channel and says he was surprised to see how well the iPad held up. "It didn't do as much (damage) as I was hoping it would do. The glass really holds it in place a lot."

Socializing: The Chicago Tribune claims some employers are asking potential hires for access to their Facebook and Twitter accounts. New laws are being proposed in Illinois and Maryland that would make it illegal for public agencies to ask for access to social network accounts. Employees are often asked to sign non-disparagement agreements, promising to never speak negatively about their company on any social network.

Tina Fey won't allow her six year-old daughter to wear makeup until she turns 14. She says, ''She's not into princesses anymore. One day she said, 'Mom, I'm not into that. I'm into fashion.' Alice has play make-up, or she's played with my make-up. But I'm hoping she doesn't really wear it till at least 14. I was maybe in eighth grade when I got some, like, colored lip gloss or poorly applied base.''

 LoJack Lists Most-Recovered Stolen Cars Of 2011 from foxnews.com

1. 2007 Toyota Camary

2. 2009 Toyota Camary

3. Honda Civic

4. Acura Integra

5. Toyota Corolla

**The oldest car recovered in 2011 was a 1948 Chevrolet Fleetline, a top-seller in its day.

 Woman Takes Long Walk Off Short Pier; Falls In Water: The St. Joe, Michigan police recently pulled Bonnie Miller out of Lake Michigan after she fell off a pier while text messaging. Rebecca Van Zant jumped into the lake to help her. Miller says she had no idea she was so close to the end of the pier.

Jennifer Lawrence doesn't think Twilight fans should boycott The Hunger Games. She says, "I think that would be a shame. The thing is, both Twilight and Hunger Games are beloved books - huge best-sellers that have become a franchise. It's easy to compare them but it's not like it's either one or the other. Once you see the movie you know it's absolutely nothing like Twilight. It's also nothing like Harry Potter. There's room for all of them."

InTouch Weekly claims Miley Cyrus was livid when she discovered that her boyfriend, Liam Hemsworth, was texting his Hunger Games co-star, Jennifer Lawrence. A source says, “Miley saw that he was texting his co-star, Jennifer Lawrence. She was livid! Miley is threatened by Jennifer’s career and confidence. Jennifer has replaced her as Hollywood’s It Girl. And now Miley’s terrified that she’ll replace her as Liam’s girlfriend, too.”

Jennifer Aniston may make a cameo in the new Leprachaun movie. A source tells UGO News, "This would be very much a brief cameo for Jen. There won't be the budget to bring her in as a main cast member but it's hope this might appeal to her sense of fun." Jen starred in the original film.

Jennifer Aniston says she doesn't spend $8,000 a month on beauty treatments. ''Although I am a sucker for an amazing moisturizer, love a great facial, have been using the same cleansing bar since I was a teenager and have always been a dedicated toothbrusher, reports that I am spending eight thousand a month on a beauty regime are greatly exaggerated. 'By my tally, this month I'm in for about $200.''

Jack Black wants to do a sequel to School of Rock. He says, "It's still a possibility. We've talked about it but nothing has been gelling in terms of a script yet. I loved working with Richard on School of Rock and I was desperate to work with him again. It just happened that Bernie came up first but hopefully School of Rock 2 will happen."

Rosie O'Donnell didn't like having to film her talk show in Chicago. A source tells RADAR Online, "Rosie was never happy in Chicago, period. The only celebrity that lives in Chicago is Oprah, and it was baffling to Rosie that she wouldn't let her have her show in New York City. What celebrity wants to go to Chicago, which isn't a media metropolis like Los Angeles or New York City?"

Ray J and Bobbi Kristina don't get along. A source tells RADAR Online, "Ray J and Whitney's only child, Bobbi Kristina, absolutely didn't get along. Ray thought Krissy was extremely disrespectful towards him and acted bratty. Whitney and Krissy would argue as any mother/daughter would, but Ray didn't like the way she talked back to her mom. Ray really tried to meet Krissy halfway and have a relationship with her, but she just wasn't interested. Ray understood that Krissy didn't trust him, but she never gave him a chance."

Jamie Waylett, who played Vincent Crabbe in the "Harry Potter" movies, has been sentenced to two years in a British prison for participating in the London riots last year. He was carrying a Molotov cocktail when he stole champagne from a drug store on August 8th. Waylett was later identified by video footage and has a previous conviction stemming from a drug-related arrest.

Filming on Charlie Sheen's new series, Anger Management, began on Monday. A source says, "Charlie kept telling the crew he never had as much fun on his old show. He was obviously happy to be back on a set."

Alicia Keys is selling her New York apartment for $17.9 million. She bought it from Lenny Kravitz in 2010 for $14.5 million. It features five bedrooms, four baths, four “powder rooms,” a “state-of-the-art windowed gourmet eat-in kitchen” and a spa.

Maroon 5's Adam Levine may join the cast of American Horror Story.

On Saturday, Jimmy Fallon will interview Madonna on her Facebook page.

Katy Perry says she sometimes goes out in a disguise. “I pop a wig on, some hats on, a granny knit and I go out of the kitchen. I do my best to be avoided when I want to be avoided. It’s what I have to do, it’s the environment I’m in completely. I know how to separate it completely. You don’t see me everywhere, you see me when I’m working.”

 Britney Spears was in the crowd during Dancing With the Stars on Monday. She was there to cheer on Roshon Fegan and partner Chelsie Hightower. Roshon says, “I met Britney Spears on my way to perform my first dance of season 14 of DWTS. My good friend Jason Trawick and Britney Spears were waiting at the door to greet me and wish me luck on my performance. Jason has been a family friend for a while, and has believed and supported me as a songwriter, musical artist and producer. I was delighted that he brought Britney to come and support me as well.”

Brit Tweeted: “He is so cute! And wow can that boy dance!”

 Carrie Underwood wants the Tennessee Titans to sign Tim Tebow. She Tweeted: ''Send Tim Tebow here to Nashville. If you’re done with him we’ll take him.”

Hunger Games star Lenny Kravitz does not own a TV. He says, "I like to get away from all that. When you take yourself out of society and you take yourself away from technology and you don't have television and you don't have other stuff and at night you're just dealing with the sounds of nature and the stars and the ocean, a lot of things come up. It's inspiring."

Chris Rock will induct The Red Hot Chili Peppers into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame next month.

Nicholson's Mental Patient Tops Best Movie Role Poll

Jack Nicholson's Oscar-winning turn in One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest has been voted the greatest movie performance of all time.

The Hollywood veteran's role as R.P. MCMurphy, a criminal faking insanity to serve his jail sentence in a mental hospital, came top in a poll by Total Film magazine.

Robert De Niro's acclaimed role as boxer Jake La Motta in 1980's Raging Bull was runner-up, and Daniel Day-Lewis' Oscar-winning portrayal of a turn-of-the-century oil baron in There Will Be Blood came third.

The top five was rounded out by Al Pacino's performance as Mafia boss Michael Corleone in gangster sequel The Godfather: Part II and Emily Watson, for her role as Bess MCNeill in 1996 drama Breaking the Waves.

 (contactmusic)

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