Celeb Dirty Laundry claims True Blood stars Anna Paquin and Stephen Moyer are expecting twins.

- The FDA approved a new weight loss pill yesterday called Belviq. It works by activating a receptor in the brain that may help a person eat less and feel full after eating smaller amounts of food.

- Michael Jackson's tiger, Thriller, has died of lung cancer. The 13-year-old, 375-pound tiger once lived at the Neverland Ranch.

- Jane Lynch has been chosen as the roastmaster for Roseanne's roast.

Nice Ring To It

The Cheeky is selling an 'anti-cheating' ring that has a raised engraving on the inside that reads 'I'm Married'. A company rep says, "With Arnold and Tiger in mind, we have created this wedding ring for people intent on cheating. The negative engraving on the inside means that when you are in the 'Club' and an attractive woman, or man, comes along to chat, slipping your wedding ring off is not an option."

Get A Job

A new survey by the dating service It's Just Lunch reveals that 33% of women won't date an unemployed man. Other findings:

- 21% of women would date an unemployed man

- 42% of women might date an unemployed man

- 33% of men would date an unemployed woman

Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Yellow Polka Dot Bikini: Asbury Park, New Jersey is looking to ban bikinis. Republican chairwoman Louise Murray says, "I had my day, the window's obviously closed, but even at my best day I never walked in a bar in a bathing suit. Do you really want to be sitting in a restaurant and seeing somebody come up half-dressed?"

Ouch! Ke$ha gets racy lip tattoo!  Never one to leave the house not looking a little bedraggled/frightening/glittertastic, pop-rock star Ke$ha has upped the ante on even herself.  The 25-year-old tweeted a photo of an, um, interesting new tattoo she got in one of the most sensitive areas of the body. "New tatt!!!" she captioned a photo of the inside of her lower lip. That's right –Ke$ha inked the inside of her lip!  Even better? She got the oh-so-classy phrase "Suck it!" tattooed in (on?) her kisser. Even tattoo aficionado Lil Wayne has to be cringing at that one!

John Travolta has no plans to settle with any of his sexual abuse accusers. A source tells the Sun Times, “John is adamant about fighting these allegations he made inappropriate sexual advances to all those men, but it’s certainly taking a big toll. … I don’t know how he can deal with all of it. If it’s untrue, I can understand his anger, but these people keep coming out of the closet, so to speak.”

Oprah is going to appear on Keeping Up With the Kardashians. A source says the footage is from the family's sitdown interview. “She and Khloe especially hit it off. Khloe had her dying laughing. It meant so much because she loves Oprah! Oprah signed the release to appear on Keeping Up With the Kardashians!”

Bird poo facials keep Tom Cruise looking young. A source tells Showbiz Spy, “Tom doesn’t go in for Botox or surgery but he does pay close attention to all the new and popular natural treatments. He recently started experimenting with the nightingale poo facial. It was recommended by a Hollywood pal and the results have been fantastic. Tom doesn’t see splashing out on the facials as him being vain or weird – in fact, he points out there are much wackier fads out there. And he’s proud of himself for avoiding the temptations of plastic surgery.”

Roberto Martinez wants $750,000 to become The Bachelor. A source says, "He wants a deal near what Emily [Maynard] asked for, around $750,000. The network will give him pretty much anything. Ali Fedotowsky is dying for him not to do it. She feels it's a slap in the face. Any chance for them reuniting is over."

Justin Bieber ripped the paparazzi yesterday for interrupting his golf game. He Tweeted: "Dear paps... golf is supposed to be a relaxing sport... u (you) arent (sic) supposed to be in the bushes yelling at me with cameras. Let me finish the game. Gonna stay focused. Back at it. Not gonna focus on the negative. Just a little respect would help."

One Direction's Niall Horan sends Demi Lovato flowers on a daily basis. A source says, “Niall is besotted. He’s very keen. He’s been sending her flowers. She can’t wait to get to know him properly when he’s finished with the One Direction tour at the beginning of July. Demi’s being spurred on by Simon Cowell, who finds the whole thing very amusing. He’s also adoring the publicity it’s giving both his band and The X Factor, it’s a win-win."

Adam Levine and Christina Aguilera are not feuding. He says, "We bickered a little bit in the beginning, to be totally truthful, we had a little bit of a rough start, just kind of all getting to know each other. But I love her, she's the best, and we're having a fantastic time as of late on the set."

Russell Brand and Katy Perry allegedly differed on when to have kids. A source tells Hollywoodlife.com, “Kids were definitely important to him. She’s young. She knows she has a lot of maturing to do, and she won’t go into another relationship until she does.”

John Mayer recently sent Carly Rae Jepsen a congratulatory note. She says, "John Mayer sent a note in a little wooden box that said, 'Embrace and enjoy your first hit. There's more to come.' (Opening it) I was acting like a 12-year-old. He's a great songwriter - and not bad to look at!" Carly and Justin Bieber plan to record together.

 Adam Lambert is ''surprisingly comfortable'' fronting Queen. He says, "We've been rehearsing for the last few weeks and it's actually surprisingly comfortable. 'It could have been a very intimidating situation but Brian May and Roger Taylor are total class acts, very down to earth and we're having a good time playing great music. I'm not going to be Freddie Mercury. Freddie Mercury is one of a kind, there is no chance of even trying. I'm just there to sing the music he helped create, pay respect and bring it to life. One of the exciting things about fronting Queen next month is that we're crashing two worlds together. I love the music of Queen and classic rock but right now I'm creating music that is a little more dance/pop hopefully with a rock 'n' roll spirit.''

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