- Lindsay Lohan may star in the next Scary movie installment.

- Khloe Kardashian, Stacy Keibler, Kelly Osbourne, Mario Lopez and Mike Catherwood are in the running to host The X Factor.

- A Twilight fan died yesterday after being struck by a car outside Comic Con in San Diego.

- Men in Black 3 writer Etan Cohen has been hired to write Ghostbusters 3.

- Sofia Vergara and Nick Loeb are engaged.

- Fox is thinking of hiring Charlie Sheen to judge American Idol.

 Attendance Is Not Required: Katie Holmes' divorce agreement prohibits Suri from attending Scientology events. A source tells RADAR Online, “Under terms of the settlement, Suri isn’t permitted to be exposed to anything Scientology-related, and this includes going to any Scientology churches, parties, etc.. Katie made sure that this was ironclad in the agreement.”

The L.A. Times says Katie used a disposable cell phone to hire three lawyers.

The Bachelor-ette: Chaz Bono is going to star on his own dating show. Producer Fenton Bailey says, ''Chaz finds it hard in the dating world because, people don’t know a lot about the transgender life, and because of that, sometimes there is fear. So hopefully, it will be TV to the rescue.''

Fifty Shades Of Grey Leads to Squirts: The Carlisle, England police recently arrested Raymond Hodgson for squirting his girlfriend with barbecue sauce. He became enraged when he found out Emma McCormick was reading Fifty Shades of Grey. Raymond went to her home and squirted her as she opened the door. He was charged with assault. Prosecutor Adrienne Harris says, "Mr Hodgson thought that the book was pornographic, and that she should not read such literature. He had every intention of squirting sauce over Miss McCormick, but he now regrets having done this, realizing how stupid it sounds. He didn't realize that the sauce incident would be classed as an assault. He is sorry for his actions."

Nicole Kidman and Katie Holmes have allegedly been communicating. A source tells NOW magazine, "Nicole told her to stay strong. She and Katie have only spoken a handful of times, but Nicole always secretly thought she was a lot stronger than she seemed. She was convinced Katie would "snap" one day. She was right."

Another source tells NOW, “Victoria Beckham’s been a real tower of strength. Katie’s seen how a normal marriage should function by being around Victoria and David Beckham, so she knew that something was wrong with her relationship with Tom. She and Victoria have been talking a lot. Posh has been trying not to take sides, but she has let Katie know she’ll be there for her whatever she chooses to do.”

Jerry Seinfeld is not buying the New York Mets. He says, “There is no higher level to being a fan. It’s not a better experience if you own the team. It’s like the Empire State Building. If you like it, go there. You don’t need to own it. I have enough people yelling at me about things in the street — ‘Nice play at third base, Jerry; nice pickup’ — that I didn’t need to add ownership to it.”

Jessica Simpson is cleansing. A source tells Showbiz Spy, “Eric now insists Jessica must use the guest john only – AND keep lots of matches handy to burn off odors. It’s gotten so bad that when Jessica’s family and friends visit, they avoid BOTH bathrooms because of the smell – but Jessica’s adamant that she’s got to keep cleansing, in addition to dieting, to speed up the weight-loss process.”

Bono and his wife performed Lady GaGa's Telephone at their daughter's 21st birthday party in Las Vegas.

Adele is due in September. A source tells Heat magazine, “Adele has barely left the house in recent months, so she could keep this to herself for as long as possible. She stopped exercising a few months ago, and since then it’s been all about the baby.”

The Wanted were arriving at Glasgow Airport for a flight when one of their fans had a seizure. They called for help and saved the girl.

The new Destiny's Child CDs will feature unreleased songs. Matthew Knowles says, "I hope in the next five years that there is a reunion tour. I think it would be incredible. The hardest thing would be choosing which songs they're going to do, because we would want to mix it up with solo hits and Destiny's Child hits."

Miley Cyrus allegedly sang Happy Birthday to a draq queen on Saturday at an L.A. club.

Taylor Swift is changing her style. She says, “I love looking at photos of Ethel and Jackie Kennedy back in the ’50s and ’60s. Something about that elegance is really lovely and makes me want to dress more like they did. I’d never thought about wearing pearl earrings or head scarves before [being inspired by] them.”

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