- Onesies that read, “9 months ago mommy read Fifty Shades of Grey,” are being sold on the net.

- Michelle Obama will be on David Letterman next Wednesday.

- Twitter Heatmap says Philly has the rudest Tweeters.

- Vivienne Jolie-Pitt is going to play a princess opposite her mom, Angelina, in the Sleeping Beauty film “Maleficent.”

Surf's Up: Surfers, from all over the U.S., are flocking to Florida in hopes of riding Tropical Storm Isaac's waves. As many hunker down, surfers are planning parties and campfire barbecues on the beach. Many surfers plan to save money by sleeping in their vans rather than a hotel.

Paris Hilton recently got stranded at a Beverly Hills mall after the battery in her $375,000 Lexus LFA died. She left the lights on.

Healthiest Fast Food Breakfasts from foxnews.com

Burger King
Option #1: Quaker Original Oatmeal (140 calories, 30 calories from fat, 5 grams of protein) is the best choice available on BK’s breakfast menu; just make sure you’re not ordering the maple and brown sugar flavored oatmeal.

Option #2: While it’s a far less nutritious offer, Burger King’s BK Breakfast Muffin Sandwich with eggs and cheese (220 calories, 80 calories from fat, and 12 grams of protein) is the healthiest breakfast sandwich on the menu.

Dunkin’ Donuts
Option #1: The Egg White Turkey Sausage Wake-Up Wrap (150 calories, 5 grams of fat, and 11 grams of protein) is a great way to start off the morning.

Option #2: The Egg White Veggie Wake-Up Wrap (150 calories, 6 grams of fat, and 10 grams of protein) is a sound choice for those looking to steer clear of meat for breakfast.

Au Bon Pain
Option #1: The Egg Whites and Cheddar Breakfast Sandwich (230 calories, 9 grams of fat, and 19 grams of protein) is a great, straightforward choice.

Option #2: For those with a slightly more adventurous palate, the Egg Whites, Cheddar, and Avocado Breakfast Sandwich (310 calories, 16 grams of fat, and 20 grams of protein) is another solid option.

Option #3: The small oatmeal (170 calories, 3 grams of fat, and 6 grams of protein) is good for those seeking a lighter breakfast.

McDonald’s
Option #1: Egg McMuffin (300 calories, 110 calories from fat, and 18 grams of protein)

Option #2: Fruit & Maple Oatmeal without Brown Sugar (260 calories, 40 calories from fat, and 5 grams of protein)

Sonic
Option #1: If you’re really craving a morning trip to Sonic and want to make the healthiest choice possible, opt for the Jr. Breakfast Burrito (260 calories, 140 calories from fat, and 12 grams of protein).

Wendy’s
Option #1: Steel-Cut Oatmeal with Summer Berries (140 calories, 2 grams of fat, and 4 grams of protein)

Option #2: Wendy’s Artisan Egg Sandwich with Applewood Smoked Bacon (380 calories, 21 grams of fat, and 19 grams of protein)

UnHappy Meal: A Knoxville, Tennessee jury recently found James Wilson guilty of assault. He punched a McDonald's manager in the face because his sundae had hot fudge on the bottom and not the top. Wilson could be sentenced to 364 days in jail.

10 Most Powerful Celebrity Women from forbes.com

1. Oprah Winfrey
2. Lady Gaga
3. Beyonce'
4. Jennifer Lopez
5. Shakira
6. Ellen DeGeneres
7. Angelina Jolie
8. Sofia Vergara
9. JK Rowling
10. Gisele Bundchen

Mila Kunis recently spoke with Demi Moore after she answered Ashton Kutcher's phone. A source tells NOW magazine, ''After an awkward few moments, Mila told Demi she was sorry about how public her relationship with Ashton had become. She said she respected Demi and never wanted any hard feelings. She added that nothing was going on while Demi and Ashton were married, but things have got serious between them in recent weeks. She's practically moved in with him. She thanked Mila but said nothing more, simply asking to speak to Ashton. I think Demi was stunned Mila would be so bold.''

A friend tells Life & Style Weekly, “He’s calling her his ‘little wife’, which is cute, but kind of odd since he’s not divorced yet. Mila’s playing it cool with Ashton. She’s not pushing for a ring.”

Tom Cruise's divorce is stressing him. A source tells Perez Hilon, "Tom’s friends and family have urged him to take a break, but he has brushed off their concern. He is refusing to slow down and is trying to soldier on. He doesn’t seem to be himself. He hasn’t been working out like he normally does and doesn’t appear to be eating well at all. His clothes just hang off him. His way of dealing with this is to throw himself into his work, but as a result he’s not looking after himself and he risks cutting himself off from people who care about him and want to make sure he’s OK."

Katie Holmes is ready for love. A source tells Perez Hilton, “Katie has told friends that she is ready to start meeting some guys — she doesn’t expect to meet Mr. Right immediately, but she is definitely looking. Her design partner, Jeanne Yang, has already lined up a few possibilities. They are making a big effort to keep things under the radar but Katie is really looking forward to getting back out there — and having some fun again.”

A coyote recently ate Shia Labeouf's chickens. He says, "This weekend was rough... I woke up 5am... and it was just a massacre. I had six chickens, I was raising 'em, and I woke up, there was just blood everywhere. It was a (gory) Quentin Tarantino movie in my backyard... It looked like a shoot-out. Just chicken bodies everywhere... I was looking at (security) cameras and things trying to figure out what it was. Was it a snake? Was it a coyote? Was it a ninja? I didn't know what it was... Finally I figured out it was a coyote... I have an eight-foot fence and I saw it jump (the fence)."

Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson may reconcile. A source tells US Weekly, “Rob’s dealing with a lot of indecision, but their mutual friends think they will get back together. Kristen, after all, has said she wants to have his children.” Another source says, "She isn't sleeping and she stays up all night crying. She's close to a total meltdown. She can't do anything. She's so distraught.''

A source tells The Sun, “He’s told movie bosses he’ll walk the Twlight red carpet to save her from embarrassment and any female fans booing her. He is being professional and taking the higher moral ground.”

A source tells Perez Hilton, “Rob doesn’t hate her and he’s not mad. He just doesn’t get why. He loves her and thinks about her constantly. Rupert’s manipulative. She didn’t go after this guy — he sought her out and she stupidly went for it.”

Rihanna has been texting Robert Pattinson. A source tells OK! magazine, “She got Rob’s phone number from a mutual friend and has been sending him sexy, funny texts to cheer him up. They’ve met several times at award bashes over the years. RiRi thinks he’s very cute, but nothing ever came of it because he was attached to Kristen — and it’s not her style to steal someone else’s man. Rihanna would love to meet up with him. And Rob’s friends keep telling him he has to start enjoying life again. What better person to help cheer him up than Rihanna?”

Justin Bieber is going to guest star on The Simpsons. He will play a talent show reject.

Lady GaGa recently posted a home video online that shows her dancing with her mom and flashing her breasts.

Justin Timberlake has sold his New York bachelor pad for $7.65 million. It features three bedrooms, three-and-a-half bathrooms, a fireplace and a terrace.

Britney Spears is planning a small wedding. A source says, ''Even though Britney has been married before, she looks at her wedding to Jason as her real wedding. It'll be small and intimate with family and friends, and will be about she and Jason. They're already such a loving family.''

Rihanna felt her interview with Oprah was 'freeing'. A source tells Hollywoodlife.com, “She’s free now. She let her guard down and she’s free. Rihanna spoke her mind and she forgave Chris and it gave her personal closure. She hopes that her fans and people around the world know where she’s coming from. Rihanna is brave for putting her feelings out there,” the source adds. “She was true. What you saw was really her. Fans saw her in her raw form.”

Taylor Swift crashed a Kennedy wedding last weekend in Boston. The Boston Herald says she was not invited to Kyle Kennedy's wedding to Liam Kerr. Kyle's mom, Victoria, tells the paper, “They texted me an hour before the wedding and asked if they could come. I responded with a very clear, ‘Please do not come.’ They came anyway. ... I personally went up to Ms. Swift, whose entrance distracted the entire event, politely introduced myself to her, and asked her as nicely as I could to leave. It was like talking to a ghost. She seemed to look right past me.” Swift’s spokeswoman says, “There is no truth to that. Taylor was invited to the wedding and the bride thanked her profusely for being there.” Swift and boyfriend Conor Kennedy left early.

Madonna was recently performing in Nice, when she dedicated 'Masterpiece' to Elton John. She then Tweeted: ''he's a big fan and I forgive him.'' 'Masterpiece' beat Elton John's 'Hello Hello' from Gnomeo and Juliet at this year's Golden Globes.

**UPDATE **

Nickelback's Chad Kroeger recently proposed to Avril Lavigne with a 14-carat diamond ring. They fell in love while he worked on her next CD.

Avril says, ''He makes me laugh every day. He takes care of me in every way and is extremely attentive.''

Chad says, ''I knew I was falling for her. It was incredibly powerful and something I'll never forget.''

A source says, "They went to 1 Oak Nightclub in Las Vegas on Aug. 21 to celebrate their engagement. Avril arrived first with a bunch of male friends and bodyguards, then Chad showed up later and met them inside. Avril was so excited to see her man."

Most-Stolen Vehicles from yahoo.com

1. 1994 Honda Accord

2. 1998 Honda Civic

3. 2006 Ford F-150

4. 1991 Toyota Camry

5. 2000 Dodge Caravan

6. 1994 Acura Integra

7. 1999 Chevrolet Silverado

8. 2004 Dodge Ram

9. 2002 Ford Explorer

10. 1994 Nissan Sentra

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