Alec Baldwin ripped his stalker yesterday, Genevieve Sabourin, when he Tweeted: “My friend’s text: The last women to smile with handcuffs on were the manson girls.” Alec claims he's leaving NBC because The Today Show reported on his story from outside his apartment.

- The U.S. Energy Department says gas prices will rise by 24 cents during the summer driving season.

- Dallas sporting goods stores are selling Lamar Odom Mavs jerseys for half-off.

- Kim Kardashian is NOT going to file charges against her four bomber.

- Burger King may soon test a bacon sundae.

- Charles Manson's parole request has been denied by Corcoran State Prison.

- JLo rented a public beach in L.A. last week so her kids could play in private. It cost $925.

- Bears star Brian Urlacher was recently spotted having dinner in Hollywood with Jenny McCarthy.

- Bonham’s Auction House plans to sell an original Titanic ticket for $70,000.

- Marc Anthony filed for a divorce yesterday from JLo because of "irreconcilable differences." He is asking for joint custody of their kids.

- Charlie Sheen's ex, Denise Richards, is going to guest star on his new series, Anger Management.

Toys In Poor Taste R Us: A British toy company is under fire for selling a bathtub plug that’s shaped like the Titanic. “Tubtanic” has been on sale since 2009. Ron Williams, who lost his uncle on the Titanic in 1912, says, “I think it’s terrible people are trying to make money from something that killed so many."

Banfield Pet Hospital’s Top 10 Weirdest and Wildest Pet Names:

1.Fatty Mcbutterpants

2.Sir Goose Slobberalot

3.Beetle Juice Monster Pants

4.Chairman Meow

5.Honey’s Lil Midnight Moonshine

6.Lord Godrick Von Mousenberg

7.Emperor Chewy Teddybear

8.Cookie Fudge Rainbow

9.Baron Von Doodle

10.Alyssa Butter Scooch

Doggie Paddle Saves Puppy's Life: A video of a dog rescuing her drowning puppy from a swimming pool has received more than 500,000 hits on YouTube. The golden retriever jumps in the water and tries to nudge its pup up a wall. When that fails, the dog jumps out of the water and pulls her pup to safety by the scruff of its neck

Man Ticketed For Riding His Motorcycle Doggystyle: A Kitsap, Washington man was stopped yesterday for allowing his dog to ride on the back of his motorcycle. State trooper Russ Winger tweeted a photo and said, “Obviously not the dogs first rodeo cuz he's got style. And since you asked, this is not safe or legal.” The driver of the bike was ticketed, while the dog got off with just a verbal warning.

Chris Brown allegedly threatened Ashton Kutcher for seeing Rihanna. A source tells mediatakeout.com, “He warned Ashton via their mutual friend, Diddy, to keep his distance from her. At first, Ashton took it as a joke — but Diddy told him that Chris was dead serious and really worked up about the idea that Rihanna has moved on. Even though Rihanna has publicly insisted that she’s happy and single and she’s not going to let anyone spoil this for her.”

Kristen Stewart has placed Robert Pattinson on a diet. A source tells the Daily Star, “Robert Pattinson's put on nearly 10 pounds eating cheeseburgers and drinking beer while he’s not been working. Kristen’s told him to pull himself together. He hates the gym, so she’s encouraged him to take up paddle surfing to try and work off the excess calories."

Sherri Sheppard skipped the press line after she was kicked off Dancing With the Stars on Tuesday. A source says, "She was crying pretty hard post show and everyone was hugging her. It's highly unusual for [the eliminated celeb] to skip press, especially someone who seemed to have a good attitude like Sherri."

Rihanna wants Ashton Kutcher. A source tells OK! magazine, “She knows she’s not the only girl Ashton’s been seeing and she finds that to be a challenge. The more he resists her advances, the more determined she is to conquer him.”

Selena Gomez has a new cologne called Kissable. She says, “I have three favorite smells in the world: raspberry, vanilla, and freesia. Vanilla just makes me feel cozy and yummy. Raspberry is fun without being too sweet. I love how feminine freesia is. It was important to me that anyone who smelled it found it enticing. I wanted it to be absolutely kissable.”

 Katy Perry loves aliens. She says, ''I sent out a Christmas gift basket to people filled with my favorite things and the first season of 'Ancient Aliens' was one of the things I included. 'It's so good. I made everyone on my tour watch it. I'm just obsessed. I do hope that when the aliens come, they'll recognize me. I'll be like, 'Please don't kill me, I wrote a song called E.T.'.''

Adam Levine is flattered that Jennifer Love Hewitt likes him. He says, ''It's very, very flattering. It's very flattering and very sweet and it was lovely to hear. 'But I'm not going to let it get to my head.''

Justin Bieber and Taylor Swift wrote a song for his new CD called 'Believe'. He says, “It’s crazy, I mean I even wrote a song with Taylor Swift, so the whole album ranges differently. With my music it doesn’t only stay in a box,” he added when pressed on if the song would have a country vibe. Everything doesn’t sound the same, everything’s different and [after] each song you won’t expect the next song to happen

Axl Rose is not going to attend Guns N' Roses' Rock and Roll Hall of Fame induction ceremony. He wrote a letter to the Hall that reads: "I won't be attending The Rock And Roll Hall Of Fame Induction 2012 Ceremony and I respectfully decline my induction as a member of Guns N' Roses to the Rock And Roll Hall Of Fame. I strongly request that I not be inducted in absentia and please know that no one is authorized nor may anyone be permitted to accept any induction for me or speak on my behalf."

Green Day is releasing three new CDs. Billie Joe Armstrong Tweeted: "Ok. Here's the deal. We're making a 3 album trilogy. Not 1. Not 2. But 3 albums. Called ¡UNO! ¡DOS! ¡TRE! Coming September November January"

LMFAO, the Los Angeles-based electronic pop duo of Stefan Kendal Gordy (RedFoo) and Skyler Austen Gordy (SkyBlu), enjoy a bit of culture cachet, no doubt based in part on their unique name. The legend goes that the band name was negotiated with the pair's grandmother, and since popping up as a favorite act of Paris Hilton and others, a lot of parents have no doubt searched the Internet to find out the meaning of the acronym their kids love. Some realize quickly the dirty connotation; others stumble upon the alternative, "Loving my friends and others."

 The band, though, might have made things official in an application to the U.S. Trademark Office last month. What does LMFAO really stand for?

"Laughing my freaking ass off."

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