- Barry 'Greg Brady' Williams and girlfriend Elizabeth Kennedy are the proud parents of a new baby girl named Samantha Rose. He is 57. She is 31.

- The Today Show, with Sarah Palin, (5.5 million viewers) beat Good Morning America, with Katie Couric, (5.1 million viewers) in the ratings on Tuesday.

- US Weekly claims Kirsten Wiig, Andy Samberg and Jason Sudeikis may leave SNL after this season.

- Twilight star Taylor Lautner is in talks to join the cast of Grown Ups 2.

- Starbucks may reformulate their Strawberries & Creme Frappuccino drink so it is no longer colored with dried cochineal bugs.

- Van Gogh Vodka is selling a new peanut butter and raspberry jelly flavored vodka.

- The Situation has been released from rehab

- Michelle Obama will be a guest on The Colbert Report next Wednesday

- Yahoo is laying off 2,000 workers or 14% of its workforce

 Easter Tree: Most people have Christmas trees. Volker Kraft has an easter one that is decorated with over 10,000 brightly colored eggs. The 76-year-old German retiree says, "There will be no increase because I do not have storage capacity anymore. I would have to sleep with the eggs otherwise."

Houston We Had A Problem: The Los Angeles County Coroner's Office released their report on Whitney Houston yesterday. Her hotel room contained cocaine, a rolled up piece of paper, a small spoon and a mirror. Houston had a history of substance abuse, as indicated by a perforated nose. The singer also had traces of marijuana in her system and an open bottle of champagne in her room at the time of her death

Putts: ESPN claims Tiger Woods' half-brother is suffering from multiple sclerosis and is in danger of losing his house. Kevin Woods was diagnosed with the disease in 2009 and has been unable to work. Earl Woods Jr. says, "I leave messages. I leave updates on Kevin, but for whatever reason I don't get a response. ... Kevin loves Tiger. A call from Tiger would really pump Kevin up. When he doesn't call, it just makes him feel worse. We haven't asked Tiger for a dime. Not even tickets to a tournament. But Kevin's losing his home. He needs a caregiver and he can't have a caregiver and keep his home at the same time. And we can't do that; we don't have the means. I'd like to [slap] Tiger, wake him up. Maybe when you see the world like he does, you don't see what other people are going through. But, seriously? You've got problems with your knee? That's nothing compared to what Kevin is going through. Nothing." The Woods siblings have not heard from Tiger since 2006 when their father died.

 How Many Calories Are In Your Easter Basket from sparkpeople.com

Cadbury eggs 1 egg 170 calories 6 g fat

Chocolate bunny (solid) 1.75 ounces 298 calories 18 g fat

Dove chocolate eggs Dark chocolate: 4 eggs 148 calories 9.2 g fat/Milk chocolate: 4 eggs 160 calories 9.2 g fat

Hershey candy-coated chocolate eggs 4 eggs 92 calories 4 g fat

Jelly beans 20 candies 160 calories 0 g fat

Jelly Bellys 20 candies 80 calories 0 g fat

Jordan almonds 13 almonds 140 calories 5 g fat

Peanut M&Ms 0.7 oz 110 calories 5 g fat

Peeps 5 peeps 160 calories 0 g fat

Reese's Peanut Butter Eggs 1 egg 180 calories 11 g fat

Robins' eggs (malted milk candy) 4 pieces 90 calories 2.5 g fat

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A new survey by the National Association of Colleges and Employers reveals that the average starting salary for a 2012 college graduate is going to be $44,442. That's up 6.6% from 2011. Other findings:

- job openings are up 10% in 2012 compared to 2011.

- economics graduates have the highest starting salaries at $54,800

Hair Today Gone Tomorrow: A London judge has banned Darren Dixon from carrying scissors because he has a hair fetish and likes to sneak up behind women and cut their hair. The 48 year-old was recently arrested for clipping a 19 year-old, who was walking home and another woman, who was in a grocery store.

Cops Arrest Perv On Opposite Day: The Indianapolis police recently arrested Leonard Fodera for public indecency. The 19 year-old was found walking around the city naked and told cops he 'wanted to be free and do what he wanted'. He also said he was naked because it was “opposite day.”

The problems between Jaleel White and his Dancing With the Stars partner, Kym Johnson, are being exaggerated. A source tells the Sun Times, “No, they are not Maria and Derek, that’s for sure. But the stories out there about them hating each other are very exaggerated. They are both settling down. It should be getting better now. A little tension is expected, but there were a few more temper flare-ups with Jaleel and Kym than anyone expected.”

American Pie star Seann William Scott was worried his fiance was going to dump him because he always plays clueless, vulgar characters. He says, "She had seen American Pie but when we first started dating she hadn't seen the other movies, but then while we were shooting (the latest) American Pie (film) she just thought she'd start watching some of the films I had done and I thought, 'Oh, no!' She was like, 'I saw American Pie 2 and I'm like, 'I get peed on in that movie... What did you think?' She was like, 'It looked like you had a lot of fun.' Then the next weekend she saw American Wedding, where I eat dog poo... but she stayed with me. That's how I knew she was a trooper."

Now magazine claims Miley Cyrus and Hunger Games star Jennifer Lawrence are feuding. A source says, "It started when Miley tried to give Jen advice about handling fame. It was a bit of an insult as Jen's been working since she was 15 - and has already been nominated for an Oscar for Winter's Bone. So Miley got the shock of her life when Jen told her to mind her own business."

Whitney Houston's family recently held an intervention for her daughter, Bobbi Kristina. A source tells RADAR Online, “Everyone is worried sick about Krissy ... her aunt Pat got a number of her friends and family to come to Atlanta and have a serious talk with her about her sobriety. There were lots of tears, but Bobbi Kristina didn’t listen. Clive Davis keeps telling Bobbi she needs to go to rehab, and that if she does, he’ll help launch her music career. He’s doing everything he can.”

Ryan Gosling is being hailed as a hero for saving a woman from being hit by a NYC taxi. Writer Laurie Penny Tweeted, "I literally, LITERALLY just got saved from a car by Ryan Gosling. Literally. That actually just happened. I was crossing 6th Avenue in a new pink wig. Not looking the right way because I am from London. Ryan Gosling grabbed me away from a taxi... He said, 'Hey, watch out!' I would also like to thank the several other, more anonymous New Yorkers who have saved me from cars since my stay here."

 OK! magazine and Inside Edition claim Jessica Simpson has been offered a $3 million deal to become the new spokesperson for Weight Watchers. A source says, "Jessica Simpson has been struggling with her weight for some time now. So it comes as no surprise that she's inked a deal with Weight Watchers for a reported $3 million to lose the baby weight."

Astrophysicist Neil DeGrasse Tyson urged James Cameron to make some changes to Titanic for its 3D release. James says, "Neil deGrasse Tyson sent me quite a snarky email saying that, at that time of year, in that position in the Atlantic in 1912, when Rose (Kate Winslet) is lying on the piece of driftwood and staring up at the stars, that is not the star field she would have seen. And with my reputation as a perfectionist, I should have known that and I should have put the right star field in. So I said 'All right, send me the right stars for that exact time and I'll put it in the movie

9 Highest-Paid Hosts on Late Night TV from 24/7wallst.com

9. Stephen Colbert
Annual earnings: $4 million
Years on air: seven
Avg. viewers: 1.1 million (seventh highest)

8. Jimmy Fallon
Annual earnings: $5 million
Years on air: four
Avg. viewers: 1.7 million (fourth highest)

7. Jimmy Kimmel
Annual earnings: $6 million
Years on air: 10
Avg. viewers: 1.8 million (third highest)

6. Conan O’Brien
Annual earnings: $12 million
Years on air: Two
Avg. viewers: 837,000 (eighth highest)

5. Chelsea Handler
Annual earnings: $12.5 million
Years on air: five
Avg. viewers: 673,000 (ninth highest)

4. Craig Ferguson
Annual earnings: $12.7 million
Years on air: seven
Avg. viewers: 1.5 million (sixth highest)

3. Jon Stewart
Annual earnings: $14 million
Years on air: 13
Avg. viewers: 1.5 million (fifth highest)

2. Jay Leno
Annual earnings: $25 million
Years on air: 20
Avg. viewers: 3.7 million (the highest)

1. David Letterman
Annual earnings: $28 million
Years on air: 19
Avg. viewers: 3.2 million (second highest)

Lenny Kravitz can't date his Hunger Games co-star Jennifer Lawrence because she's friends with his daughter, Zoe. He says, "I knew Jennifer from Zoe when they were doing X-Men: First Class in London. I live in Paris so they would take the train, and my house became the flop house for the cast. That's when I met Jennifer and immediately I fell in love with her. She's amazing, she's super-funny at all times - she keeps you cracking up. So it was interesting when I found out who was playing Katniss."

Elton John was performing at a benefit concert in New York on Tuesday when he pinched Channing Tatum's butt. The crowd cheered.

Elton John says his son, Zachary, cheers him up. "He's been the greatest joy that I could ever imagine. If I'm blue, if I'm down, I just get my iPad out and look at photographs of him and a smile comes across my face. If I'm not with him I cuddle my pillow and pretend it's him. I thought I experienced love when I'd been with David for 18 years, and that's incredible love, but David will say the same thing - there's no love until you have a child."

Adele has quit smoking. A source says, ''Adele has found so much more energy now she's quit smoking. She really wants to get healthier, now that she's half-way there. 'She had always been curious about taking up Pilates but until recently there just hadn't been any time.''

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