Lindsey Lohan showed up for court on Wednesday rockin' a white Fendi dress, Guiseppe Zanotti shoes and a Chanel purse, but one accessory she didn't have until after court, was those darling wrist bracelets, better known as handcuffs. No nonsense Judge Stephanie Sautner revoked Lindsay Lohan's probation, had her cuffed and set a hearing for November 2, when Lindsay could end up getting as much as a year-and-a-half in jail.  The judge said Lindsey was totally responsible for losing her community service at the Downtown Women's Center and thus violated her probation. The Judge also doubted Lindsay attended sessions with her shrink once a week, as her sentence required. Judge Sautner recalled all the screw ups Lindsay has had in her court cases and reminded Lindsey and her lawyer that "Probation is a Gift." Before Lindsay was taken away in cuffs, the judge said Lindsay must complete 16 hours at the morgue before the November 2nd hearing.

While in court, Lohan was also served with a lawsuit for allegedly attacking a Betty Ford staffer during her rehab stint last year. Dawn Bradley filed the lawsuit in July, claiming Lindsay grabbed her wrist and twisted it when she tried to give the actress a breathalyzer last December when the actress was caught sneaking out of the facility and went drinking. Dawn wants at least a million dollars -- claiming she suffered "great mental, physical and nervous pain and suffering" from the alleged assault.

The Star is reporting that the marriage of Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries may be circling the drain already...just two months into their marriage. The magazine claims that Kardashian is fed up with Humphries' partying while he is out of a job thanks to the NBA lockout. Life & Style magazine alleges that on a recent trip to Toronto, Humphries contacted his ex-girlfriend, Bianka Kamber. According to the magazine, "Kim's mapping out 2012, including holidays, and Kris isn't a part of it." Top divorce lawyer, Robert M. Wallack says, despite the reports, he has not met with Kim to discuss any divorce. He wishes the couple a long, healthy and happy marriage.
Dancing With The Stars most recent boot-ee, Carson Kressley says that regardless of what anyone says, he's keeping his dance costumes from his time on the show. "I've actually been stuffing them all in my trailer and hoping they don't notice!" Carson tells Life & Style. Now that he's done dancing, Carson will be returning to work on his television projects and on a new clothing collection that comes out this winter on ShopNBC.

Speaking of Dancing With The Stars, Broadway baby Kristin Chenoweth will be appearing on the show next week. The Emmy and Tony Award winning singer and actress is helping "DWTS" celebrate a night full of show tunes. She will perform a medley of "Maybe This Time" from "Cabaret" and "I Could Have Danced All Night" from "My Fair Lady" on Monday, October 24th, then she will return on Tuesday for the "DWTS" results show to perform "Lessons Learned" from her debut country album titled "Some Lessons Learned."

Rapper, MC Hammer unveiled his new search engine, WireDoo, at the Web 2.0 Summit in San Francisco on Wednesday. MC Hammer has a web development team who have been working on the project for over two years. The new search engine focuses on what he calls a "relationship search." Hammer explains that a search for a car is not just about the car, but rather the model, the mileage, the location, etc WireDoo will reportedly deal with all those issues.


"That '70s Show" actor, Danny Masterson and actress Bijou Phillips got married on Tuesday. (Oct. 18th). The couple wed in a private castle in the Irish town of Tipperary in front of a small group of friends and family. Masterson's brother served as best man and guests included actors Ben Foster, Mike Pena and Ethan Suplee but no Ashton Kutcher.  Phillips and Masterson have been engaged since 2009. They dated for eight years before Masterson proposed.

"3rd Rock From the Sun" star, French Stewart, is set to guest star on  Community" this season. According to EW, Stewart will play Vincent, the owner of a celebrity impersonator business.

Paris Jackson, Michael Jackson's 13 year old flag football playing daughter is being recruited to be the face of the Lingerie Football League. TMZ reports the LFL took notice when Paris Jackson became the first female in her L.A. private school to join the flag football team earlier this month. LFL Commissioner Mitchell S. Mortaza acknowledges a "lack of options for competitive female football" ... and says the league will "be introducing youth clinics across the country to introduce the game of football to young ladies at an earlier stage in life." LFL officials tell us no one in the youth program will wear lingerie.

MJ TRIAL

The prosecution's main expert on Wednesday called Dr. Conrad Murray's treatment of Michael Jackson "egregious," "difficult to comprehend," and "inexcusable." In fact, Dr. Steven Schafer testified to 17 different "unconscionable" ways Murray's treatment could have contributed to the death of the music legend. Schafer, an anesthesiologist also told the Los Angeles jury that Murray behaved more like an employee who was following Jackson's orders than a doctor whose priority was his patient's health.

Among his claims faulting Jackson's doctor:

*Murray should not have administered the toxic anesthetic and other dangerous drugs in the singer's bedroom without proper monitoring equipment.

*Murray should not have attempted to treat insomnia with propofol.

*Murray failed to keep any kind of medical records.

*Murray should not have left the room without another physician watching Jackson.

*Murray incompetently administered CPR by pushing down with one hand on Jackson's chest, with Jackson still on his bed instead of a hard surface.

*Schafer was particularly indignant that Murray telephoned Jackson's personal assistant and left a voice mail message long before 911 was called.

*The defense is expected to present its witnesses, including its own anesthesia expert, starting on Friday.